Showing posts with label questionable Google searches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label questionable Google searches. Show all posts

Monday, February 15, 2010

Today I learned that
1) someone recently visited my blog through Googling the query "are rabbits inauspicious?", and
2) my blog is the first hit for the query "are rabbits inauspicious?"

So I rather feel I should expound a bit on this subject. Are rabbits, in fact, inauspicious?

The first question to address is really "inauspicious for whom?" On the one hand, rabbits are very soft, which doesn't really bode well for them. On the other hand, bunnies must really enjoy cuddling with one another. So, dear mystery-reader, if you return seeking further insight on the auspiciality of bunny rabbits, please clarify your terms and I will see what I can do.

And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

What I Learned In School Today:

The plural of planetarium is planetaria. The plural of stadium is stadia. The plural of penis is penes.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009